What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
I rode to the bottle shop on my bike yesterday. I bought a whole bottle of wine and put it in the basket on the front of my bike.
Then I thought, if I fell off my bike on the way back home, it would smash and shatter. So I drank all the wine and threw away the bottle.
It was a good idea, because I fell off my bike about four times on the way back.
-Attention To Everyone-I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because i was in a bike accident or more like a motorcycle I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause well you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
Jonny went to school one day, and later that day his dad got a call saying he needed to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home, his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike, Jonny was offered to ride the bike, but he declined it and replied, "My butt still hurts."
Why did Billy fall off his bike?
Because his dad threw a chair at him.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes
Because they don’t have parent supervision
I love riding my bike 🚲.