Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
Guy goes to the doctors doctor says you look ran down and the guy says no I've come on my bike
why did gemma fall off her bike? she got hit by a fridge
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
Why did the bike fellover
Because it was two tired
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?—Because it was “two tired”!
Why did the man fall off his bike? - because someone through a refrigerator at him
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
A computer science student is studying under a tree, and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want.'"
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
