What did the mom say when her child came out? "The head was so big"
your forhead so big i could use it to get free tv
It's getting near midnight and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
What's big round and can't move?
A vegetable
Don't flirt when there is life alert! Edna: Hey there big boy! Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
what do u call a tall affluent person-a big success
a lumberjack goes to a person ́s house then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf
one day i was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger it grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all now i am just a big butthole typing this please help me
Roast
You have such a big forhead it has a 6 pack on it,
I love big hot sexy men.
Ya forehead so big sakuras forehead seemed small
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you. All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
Yo mama so big she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him. I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
God:(creating elephants) Make it big Angel:How big? God:As big as my d- Angel: Whoa God:Fine 10 feet tall Angel: That's big bu- God: Put a long thing on it's face
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet stupid
What is big, round, and gassy? URANUS.
