Bigness jokes

What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Big tits.

Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.

What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.

Big mummy milkers...

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.

No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?

Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.

Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?

Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!

Evan, yo mum rode on my big PP love, dad.

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.

"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.

"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.

Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?

I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.

A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."

Big (DYM 78).