If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
Biden Jokes
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
Biden 2020.
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Dora, where do we go next?
Kids at home: Area 51.
Meanwhile,
Dora: Letβs go deliver the evidence to President Biden.
1 day later,
Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!
