Biden jokes

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Biden did 9/10.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.

Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.

The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.

Neither of them respect boundaries.

Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?

He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.

What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.

I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.

What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.

Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?

I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.

President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.

Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.

Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?

Because he'd lose his sense of smell.

What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?

Space Invaders.

Government Briefing:

Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today…

…He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.