Joe Biden
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9 year old".
why is biden a priest? so kids call him father
I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
Yo mamma's hairline so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it
Me Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
