Biden jokes
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 馃槑馃槑馃槑馃槑馃槑馃槑
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
BIDEN!
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
One day a man dies and goes to heaven. He gets there and sees a bunch of clocks. He asks Jesus, "Hey, what are the clocks for?" Jesus replies, "They move every time you sin." "This is Mother Teresa's, it has not moved so she has not sinned." "This one is Abraham Lincoln's, it has moved twice so he sinned twice." The man asks, "Where is Joe Biden's?" Jesus replies, "It's in my office-- I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.