Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
Biden
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
biden... get it?
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Biden did 9/10.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
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If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
