America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
Biden
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
Biden... get it?
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
Biden did 9/10.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
...
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
