Biden Jokes

Hey any riding with biden fans out their? I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so of one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 an a half help me please

Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs

biden... get it?

Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence He’s just Biden his time

Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like get down Mr. Presi-

Biden did 9/10

How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?................. ....................................

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Did you hear Biden went to the ER? He's having a little trouble with his Putin

You know how Joe Biden is happy When he is rubbing a little girls shoulders and eating ice cream.

im joe bidens husban

If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? America.

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President Joesph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to, Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Deleware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place oh well that's politics

I found a child on the street homeless and they were really nice so I took them Ho,e then I said who's better Biden or trump they said they support trump they r now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years

So Biden and the zele and Putin on a plane and the plane losses attitude and goes down but there are 2 parachutes and Putin takes the first one and jumps cause he is a greedy twat so he jumps but then Biden says “you go zele I am much older than you and it is so ok for me to die.” So zele takes the second one and jumps but when he did the plane regains attitude and Biden got to Washington DC all fine.they found out the reason was zele’s steels balls