Biden jokes
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Dora, where do we go next?
Kids at home: Area 51.
Meanwhile,
Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.
1 day later,
Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Hello my fellow Canadians, I mean Americans. I, your cool and hip president, has decided to give everyone free ice cream! Even the Russians. Go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.