Biden jokes
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
Biden
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
Memes
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
Biden... get it?
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Biden did 9/10.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
I'm Joe Biden's husband.