Biden Jokes

Anonymous
in Minor

Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering A minor

Anonymous

Texans: Don't mess with texas

*snows 1 inch*

Texans: Please help us President Biden

Johnboy
in Little Johnny

President Joe Biden was jogging though some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging though Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much, I'm gunna give you boys a reward for saving my life, and asks them what their names were and what they wanted, the first boy said my name's Willy and i want to go to Disneyland and the president said no problem and I'll take you personally and the 2nd boy said my name's Roman and i want a Autographed pair or Air Jorden Nikes and the president said no troubles at all, and the 3rd boy says my name's Little Johnny, and i want a power wheelchair with a awesome stero and killer wheels, and the present says, you don't look Handicapped Little Johnny and Little Johnny said, I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who i saved, i will be不不不不不

Anonymous

What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.

Anonymous

what do you and Joe Biden have in common

nobody love you or him

Anonymous

Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?

No, what happened?

He couldnt stop pootin!

CallmehChloe
in Problem

Biden: Shut up Trump, DISRESPECTFUL) President: you are the one with the inappropriate hair touching bro. Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.

Teacher's be like this!
in Trump

IN THE MORNING AT 6:30 AM

Teacher : who fought in the world war I ME : Trump & Biden Teacher: Oh ok ..... well good job class see you tomorrow and study your books

AFTER SCHOOL Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing ''She looks at her clock'' Teacher : And now I am sewed

Anonymous

How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?................. ....................................

Anonymous

"joe biden's mom is so fat, shes very fat folks, shes so fat imma use her to build my new wall"-trump

Hey any riding with biden fans out their? I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so of one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 an a half help me please

Anonymous
in Virgin

What does BLM stand for?? Biden loves millennials

selfishking#781

vote biden or trump i like niether but i want to know wat the world would say. (dont judge other people)

Anonymous

your mom so ugly biden likes her

Anonymous

My name is Joe Biden and I am running for US Senate.

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