Biden Jokes

What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common? No one loves them!

JOE BIDEN

Why can't Trump go the White House anymore? Because it's forbiden!

Hey any riding with biden fans out their? I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so of one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 an a half help me please

Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?

No, what happened?

He couldn’t stop pootin!

"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."

- Joe Biden. (A.K.A Pedo Peter.)

Why didn't trump beat Biden? Because he couldn't trump that bitch!

I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.

Did you hear Biden went to the ER? He's having a little trouble with his Putin

There are 4 people on a airplane and the pilot has a heart attack and dies the plane is going down and there are also only 3 parachutes so the guy who knows how to cure cancer says I’m jumping I can save many lives the the 46 president joe Biden says I’m take ing the 2 one so there is only one left Donald trump says to the 7 year old girl I have lived a long life u an take the next one so the little girl says that’s ok the 46 president took my back pack.lol

Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!

If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survive? Americans...

What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room? "Smell ya later!"

Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering A minor

Biden: See you later, alligator!

Alligator: In a while, pedophile.

One day a man dies and goes to heaven. He gets there and sees a bunch of clocks. He asks Jesus, "Hey what are the clocks for?" Jesus replies, "They move every time you sin." "This is Mother Teresa's, It has not moved so she has not sinned." "This one is Abraham Lincoln's, It has moved twice so he sinned twice." "The man asks, Where is Joe Biden's?" Jesus replies, "It's in my office- I'm using it as a ceiling fan."