Biden jokes
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. ðððððð
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
Memes
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...
...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didnât get the memo.
Why doesnât Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he canât sniff their hair.
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.
The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.