Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. ðððððð
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...
...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didnât get the memo.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
Why doesnât Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he canât sniff their hair.
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
