Biden jokes
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because heβs used to being in the teens.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. π€£
Memes
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
I canβt take credit for this joke; itβs not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said itβs not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
Joe Biden deez nuts.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.