Why does Joe Biden call women muffins? Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A Pedo Peter.)
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I can’t take credit for this joke it’s not mine. Remember that time joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault he blamed the tires for being too inflated
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Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says screw the women and children Joe Biden says do we have that much time?
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America get pranked lol Bidens penis is probably as big as the twin towers right now Oh wait...
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term. He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub
Do you know Biden. Biden on these nuts
Why’d Biden get fired from the supermarket He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard the gunshots, he would’ve probably thought it was the ice cream truck
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B I D E N
IN THE MORNING AT 6:30 AM
Teacher : who fought in the world war I ME : Trump & Biden Teacher: Oh ok ..... well good job class see you tomorrow and study your books
AFTER SCHOOL
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing ''She looks at her clock'' Teacher : And now I am sewed
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
