Biden Jokes

A day in the life of a Biden voter.

$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400..some day. No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages. $15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe. 50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving. Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports. New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects. Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up. Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.

this jokes short just like joe bidens penis oh wait if I were to make a joke to the size of joe bidens penis

i wouldnt write a joke.

Biden: Shut up Trump, DISRESPECTFUL) President: you are the one with the inappropriate hair touching bro.😎😎😎😎😎😎 Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.

Texans: Don't mess with texas

*snows 1 inch*

Texans: Please help us President Biden

President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon

Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.

joe biden deez nuts

Yo mamma's hairline so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it

Me Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*

Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?

Because it was over 18 years old

Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens

I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣

whyed joe biden go to the hospitle because he couldnt stop Putin

biden 2020

yur hair line was so fat that joe biden could not make it prime minister

Im gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe biden thinks is possible with a 9mm

I can’t take credit for this joke it’s not mine. Remember that time joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault he blamed the tires for being too inflated