Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
Biden Jokes
Joe Biden deez nuts.
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.
The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
