I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...
...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
