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Little Johnny

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President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ

Gas

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Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

Support

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I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 馃ぃ

Lung

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I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.

Speech

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Joe Biden's speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.

State

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What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?

Answer: The Democratic People鈥檚 Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that鈥檚 no joke. 馃様

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    • Penis

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    This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.

    Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.

    Arrest

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    Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.