Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
why is biden a priest? so kids call him father
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
im joe bidens husban
BIDEN!
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.
Joe Biden's speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
Joe Biden
