Biden

Biden jokes

Brownie

    • Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.

    "Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.

    "Indeed, they are," he was told.

    "Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"

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    • Vanilla

    • What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?

    Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.

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    • Dora

    • Dora, where do we go next?

    Kids at home: Area 51.

    Meanwhile,

    Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.

    1 day later,

    Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!

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    • Airplane

    • There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

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    • Clock

    • A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.

    The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.

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    • Debate

    • People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.

    So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.

    Gun

    • If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.

    Biden: *falls over on steps*

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