Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
Biden
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
Biden 2020.
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
