Biden jokes
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
He only won the election because of rigging.
82 million votes my ass.
Ask me for proof.
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
Biden
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
Biden 2020.
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.