How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?................. ....................................
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term. He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub
Did you hear Biden went to the ER? He's having a little trouble with his Putin
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling alsleep (including him)
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him. I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A Pedo Peter.)
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9 year old".
joe biden deez nuts
"joe biden's mom is so fat, shes very fat folks, shes so fat imma use her to build my new wall"-trump
I can’t take credit for this joke it’s not mine. Remember that time joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault he blamed the tires for being too inflated
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
So Biden and the zele and Putin on a plane and the plane losses attitude and goes down but there are 2 parachutes and Putin takes the first one and jumps cause he is a greedy twat so he jumps but then Biden says “you go zele I am much older than you and it is so ok for me to die.” So zele takes the second one and jumps but when he did the plane regains attitude and Biden got to Washington DC all fine.they found out the reason was zele’s steels balls
One day a man dies and goes to heaven. He gets there and sees a bunch of clocks. He asks Jesus, "Hey what are the clocks for?" Jesus replies, "They move every time you sin." "This is Mother Teresa's, It has not moved so she has not sinned." "This one is Abraham Lincoln's, It has moved twice so he sinned twice." "The man asks, Where is Joe Biden's?" Jesus replies, "It's in my office- I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
Presidents: are normal physically
Biden: t r i p s o v e r a f u c k i n g s t a i r
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survive? Americans...
President Joe Biden was jogging though some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging though Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much, I'm gunna give you boys a reward for saving my life, and asks them what their names were and what they wanted, the first boy said my name's Willy and i want to go to Disneyland and the president said no problem and I'll take you personally and the 2nd boy said my name's Roman and i want a Autographed pair or Air Jorden Nikes and the president said no troubles at all, and the 3rd boy says my name's Little Johnny, and i want a power wheelchair with a awesome stero and killer wheels, and the present says, you don't look Handicapped Little Johnny and Little Johnny said, I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who i saved, i will be🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
whyed joe biden go to the hospitle because he couldnt stop Putin
