Biden

Biden jokes

I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.

Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.