Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Why doesnβt Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he canβt sniff their hair.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.