Biden jokes
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Biden... get it?
Biden did 9/10.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.