10+ Best Bible Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Dinosaur

6 year old me in bible study trying to figure out where the dinosaurs were

The image shows a four-panel grid of a woman with a confused expression. In the background, there are mathematical formulas and a drawing of a cone. The formulas are: "y=ax²+bx+c", "(x,x)=-b/2a" and "V=1/3πr²h".

Birth

Did Mary Have a Little Lamb?

A meme with a green dinosaur with a pondering expression. Above the dinosaur is the text: "If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God..." Below the dinosaur is the text: "Did Mary have a little lamb?"

Trip

App

A cartoon shows a man crucified on a cross, with the text 'The BIBLE APP is FREE' above the man, plus some small emojis and the number 100.

Tower Of Babel

An old, detailed engraving style illustration depicting the biblical Tower of Babel, consisting of two massive, spiraling structures. An explosion is visible near the top of the right tower, seemingly caused by an object hitting it. Below the image, a Discord chat shows three messages reacting to the image. The first message reads, "THEY HIT THE FUCKING" followed by some Hebrew-like characters. The second message is the Japanese/Chinese text "亡羊 ?". The third message consists entirely of cuneiform symbols.

Harry Potter

HARRY POTTER MEMES

The image contains a collage of different scenes and text from the Harry Potter movies. In one image, Umbridge says 'ADMIT IT. YOU WANTED HER DEAD MORE THAN VOLDEMORT!' Another image contains Dumbledore saying 'I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD, HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER. WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE BUCKBEAK.' Another image says 'Neville's parents... They suffered something worse than death. What?' Another image shows Voldemort with the text 'VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING. SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST TIME. A NOSE?' Another image shows Harry and Ron with Hermione, and the text 'I HAVE MY ARMY' 'WE HAVE NOSES'. Another image shows a random woman saying 'ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN STRAIGHT INTO THAT BRICK WALL OVER THERE AND YOU'LL END UP ON PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4. RANDOM WOMAN YOU'VE JUST MET TELLS YOU TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL IN ORDER TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.' and 'SOUNDS LEGIT'. Another image asks 'Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want it to be?'. and 'maybe, a Raven?'. The last image has the text 'HOW TO BUILD A PREST'

Story

*Explosion in background*

A four-panel comic shows a crying man with glasses saying "You need to be more inclusive and tell LGBTQ stories to your children!!" A buff, bearded man replies "OK." In the next panel, the crying man is even more upset. The buff man says to a small boy "Son, this is the story of Sodom and Gomorrah..." An explosion is in the background.

Song

The image shows a screenshot of a YouTube video with the title "5 Lil Pump songs playing at once", a comment below says "this is what albert einstein listened to before he wrote the bible".

Classic

A screenshot of a Google search results page. The search bar at the top displays the query 'american literature classics'. Below, sponsored results are shown. The first result is a book cover titled 'THE SIGMA MALE BIBLE' by John Russel, featuring a white wolf. Below the title, the tagline reads 'Unleash The Lone Wolf And Master The Sigma Grindset To Achieve Success'. The second result is a book cover titled 'WHEN THE Side N***** CATCH FEELINGS' by National Bestselling Author Jessica N. Watkins, depicting a dark-skinned man with a beard looking away from a woman peering over his shoulder. A third partially visible book cover on the far right is titled 'THE SOUTH WAS RIGHT!'

Prison

The image shows a text conversation between a policeman and another person, followed by a reaction image. The policeman says, "You're going to prison for forgery." The other person responds, "*Slides him a $37 bill*. What about now?" The policeman's reaction is displayed in three frames showing him with a look of confusion and skepticism.

Bed

so true

A picture of Kermit the frog lying in bed holding a Holy Bible. The text above reads: "When you go to bed after watching a scary movie."

self-deprecation

The image displays a social media post where the user writes, "im just like spongebob's dumb ass cousin bruh... no one cares about me and i fuck everything up." Below the text, there is a still image of SpongeBob SquarePants wearing a fake mustache and eyebrows, resembling his cousin Stanley SquarePants. A comment from a user named "bible camp victim" reads "OMG I USED TO JERK OFF TO HIM IN", which is partially cut off.

Jokes

Altar Boy

They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f... altar boys.

Percent

I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says.

Which makes me an eighth-theist.

Section

I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.