my dad- you better ware flip-flopped everywhere suicidal son-goes to crack ally
A 6 year old girl decides to get baptized, she walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her In the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl was drowned and died... later on when the pastor was better and thrown in jail. All he had to say to the mortified family was “well, at least she’s in heaven!”
1) did you hear the one about the school shooting- Actually I better not...... You wouldn't understand it's aimed more towards a younger audience 2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9 so why was 10 scared because it was in between 9-11 3) 10 dead babies
Mozart doesn't care if bach is the better than him at least he puts a lot of emotion he make's people happy
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it but google hottest sexiest women ever. Then you'll want them
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you💔. Better Break up now ooo.🤣
The best quote by king jong un. Meeting girl in park is good. But parking meat in girl is better
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It taste better.
Witches do not wear undies. why? To get better grip on ther broomsticks.
Meeting a girl at a park is good. But parking meat in girl is better
personally i think putting beans on toast is better that bullets in children
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
whats better than poo
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato,
U better ketchup
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I hate this website it's retarded and 4chan is better
This isn't a joke but in some countries children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated
I found a child on the street homeless and they were really nice so I took them Ho,e then I said who's better Biden or trump they said they support trump they r now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years
