Better jokes
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Throw the bed sheet or better yet, throw the entire bed out
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
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One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.