Wolverine jokes

Wife

A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"

Genie: "Wish granted!"

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...

Wives are like grenades. Pull the ring, and the house is gone.

Good Question….Beavis and Butthead should be on here too

I hate when people do this

Wade I'm gonna watch Deadpool VS. Wolverine this weekend... is it good or should I not buy tickets

Deadpool & Wolverine was so good but I did NOT expect to see blade, he looks so much shorter😭

Went to go to watch the new Deadpool and wolverine movie