Belief jokes
Science took us to the moon, and religion took us into a skyscraper.
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! đ
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
How do you make holy water?
You take it to church âȘïž
Memes
Dear explain bear, so please donât say anything rude please, but what do you think about Christianity. I do not mean to ask questions
Ever looked at a cemetery and thought, wow, Heaven and Hell must be crowded?
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
So two guys walk into a bar. One says, "Can I have something to drink?"
The other says, "You wish!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLO dab on the haters - Jake Paul wreeeeecckkked.................... DABDABDABDBABABDBABDBABDBABDBDABDBsabBaDBAD,,,,,,,,,,five fo e the winners. KILL MATPAT, THE EARTH IS FLAT AND A DONUT
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD
Jesus got rejected. A few years later, he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?
God said, âLet there be light,â so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
Me in the middle of the night boiling water.
Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?
My brother: How?
Me: You boil the hell out of it.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Q: Why doesnât Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.