Belief jokes

Science took us to the moon, and religion took us into a skyscraper.

I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.

I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.

If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍

How do you make holy water?

You take it to church ⛪️

Jesus has a twisted humor.

kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.

Ever looked at a cemetery and thought, wow, Heaven and Hell must be crowded?

What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

So two guys walk into a bar. One says, "Can I have something to drink?"

The other says, "You wish!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLO dab on the haters - Jake Paul wreeeeecckkked.................... DABDABDABDBABABDBABDBABDBABDBDABDBsabBaDBAD,,,,,,,,,,five fo e the winners. KILL MATPAT, THE EARTH IS FLAT AND A DONUT

Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD

Jesus got rejected. A few years later, he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.

God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?

What do orphans go to church for?

So they can call someone "father."

"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.

God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.

What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?

Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!

When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"

The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."

What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?

Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?

A: He believes in the second cumming.