Being jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.