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Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!