Being jokes
Isn't it ironic that the actually nice people tend to be suicidal?
Think about it: suicide exists to make sure bad people bother each other instead.
If being near immortal was a normal thing, I bet wanting to die would've been too.
I got mad at my white friend today. I, as a darker person, had told them to meet me outside at 3 o'clock. They, being VERY special that day, had said, "AM or PM?"
Laughing at their question, I said, "Honey, 3 AM, because I'll lose a fight at 3 PM."
When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?
Must be lots of drunks there.
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
Why did Marxism never catch on in England?
Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.