Being jokes

What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.

If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.

What's blue and bad for your teeth?

A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).

White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"

Hahaha, dumb white people!

America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.

White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"

The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."

1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"

How is being gay like a geology class?

You get to lick all the rocks you want.

All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.

My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."

I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."

Why did the M&M go to school?

It wanted to be a Smartie.

If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?

I walk into school, and look up praying.

"Man, would be a shame if the buildings fell from an airplane."

Nothing happened. There is no God.

I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents told me the sky was the limit.

1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!

2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!

3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!

4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!

If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!

Are these good?

Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?

Me: Oh, I wan-

Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.

Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.

Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.

I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.

You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂

Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.

I’m only curious how they closed his casket.