Being jokes
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for hours.
Light the man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
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RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
My brother goes into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me 12 beers and a shot of whiskey." The bartender says, "That's a lot of alcohol." My brother says, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob." The bartender said, "Let me buy you a drink." My brother said, "No, this should be enough to get the taste out of my mouth."
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.