Being jokes

What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?

There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.

"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?

Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.

My brother goes into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me 12 beers and a shot of whiskey." The bartender says, "That's a lot of alcohol." My brother says, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob." The bartender said, "Let me buy you a drink." My brother said, "No, this should be enough to get the taste out of my mouth."

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?

They both can’t be found.

What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.

I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏

Why can't orphans be robbers?

Because they're not wanted.

Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.

Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?

Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?

Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."

Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.

Can someone be my daddy?

Why do orphans want to be criminals?

To be wanted.