Being jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!
Like and comment if you will be my friend!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
"Your ass must be jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth."
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"