Being jokes
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.