Being jokes
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Guys, stop making jokes about orphan's parents.
Who will be told? Oh wait.