Being jokes
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says, "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!" The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.