Being jokes

Butt

  • I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.

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  • Student

  • If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.

    If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?

    If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.

    Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!

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  • Wife

  • Must be heartwrenching for a loyal husband to watch his wife dry shagging me on the living room carpet.

    I mean, once she started, she couldn't get enough.

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  • Mom

  • Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.

    I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.

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  • Woman

  • Women should be seen and not heard.

    But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

    Trump

  • Trump should be grateful for DEI.

    How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

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  • Irony

  • You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.

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  • Solution

  • It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

    Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

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  • Poison

  • I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.

    Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.

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  • Nudist

  • What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?

    Memorial Day.

    Why?

    Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.

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