Being jokes
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.