What is a queef? Something ur mum did in bed last night 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
one day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead I called his parents.
I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so fucking happy.
You’re so short you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand. Moments after I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping. A dino-snore!!!
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The last 2 words you say after sex before going to sleep ?
Goodnight Mom !
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub- GO TO BED OR SLAP YOUR SPOTS OF YOU
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I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid ( I might not upload daily)
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know)
Ok heres ur joke now.....
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
Can I have a PIZZA that ass?
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and was everything OK with his wife flo. He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could but he just couldn't get overflow
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1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
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5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
