Beat Jokes

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap no feet 9 arms 17 stomachs you stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat NBA youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek

I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. Im talkin ketchup. My nlgga mustard on that BEAT!

why does aaron like men? because his dad beats him

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him your life is ruined. So Jim took a picture of her and the next thing you know he said is NOW MY PHONE IS RUINED.

Some guy asked me are you better then my meat, I said no im not better, i just beat it all the time

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What happens when you hear a Mary Brittain beating a Thomas You cook spaghetti with his blood

Knock Knock “who’s there?” A man with a drum “well tell him to beat it!

How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up? Skelesore.

-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer

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You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.

What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?

Mashed potatoes

What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up, and say “It was self defence!”

Rose are red voliets are blue I saw your mom beat you.

jack and jill went up the hill jack fell down his *ss was bound, and jill continued up the hill jack came back and beat jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.