Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
What kind of bear that has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
If you spin a fidget spinner You'll end up spinning it too fast when you end up spinning it too fast It will make you fly away when you fly away you'll end up in a tree when you end up in a tree You'll see that your friends are hanging out without you When you see that your friends are hanging out without you You'll run away in the woods because your sad When you ran away in the woods you'll see a bear when you see a bear it will chase you when the bear chases you you'll build a fort to protect yourself when you build a fort to protect yourself You than notice your lonely You'll become friends with the bear When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear when you start to act like a bear You will become a bear DO NOT BECOME A BEAR NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER
What has no legs đŠ” and a human body? A human with no legs đŠ”
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
why didnt the bear leave home-------- He could not bear leaving his family
Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the âharshest conditions on earthâ
A fish was swimming around in a pond when he noticed a fly flyin around about six inches above the water. He thought, âif that fly drops six inches, I could have myself a nice meal.â
There was a bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, âif that fly drops six inches, that fish will come up for that fly, and I can catch that fish and have myself a nice meal.â
There was a hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, âif that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will go for the fish, and I can shoot the bear and have myself a nice meal.â
There was a mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, âif that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich and I can have myself a nice meal.â
There was a cat in a tree watching the mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, âif that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich, the mouse will go for the sandwich, and I can catch that mouse and have myself a nice meal.â
Then it all happened
The fly dropped six inches
The fish came up and caught the fly
The bear came out and caught the fish
The hunter got up to shoot the bear and dropped his sandwich
The mouse went for the sandwich
The cat jumped from the tree, missed, and landed in the pond
The lesson that can be learned here is that every time a fly drops six inches, a pussy gets wet.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole
So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "does your poop stick to your fur?" And the rabbit replied, "no" and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman âa pint of lager................. and a packet of crispsâ The barman â why the large pauseâ
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Becasue he was too stuffed.
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b. Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed". Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore Linda".
I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.
whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar
