I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean (uh)
What is a dry swimmer🏊♂️?
Not in the water🌊...
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? hey get out of my sun!
What did the water say to the beach Nothing it just waved
What did the woman say too Micheal Jackson at the beach? Excuse me sir, you're in my son
Little Johnny went to the beach found some cocane and died the end
What do you call a whale on a beach Banked
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10? Because he forgot his feats
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean
A small boy whent up to a dog fountain? the more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
what does cinderella wear to the beach
glass slipers
What did the mother say to Micheal J o. The beach? Excuse me sir but you're in my son
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
Why did the Ocean Wave? It wanted to say Hi Tide
What did the fish say to the Beach?
Long tide, no see!
How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter? Jellyfish!
