Beach jokes
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
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What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
Where did Sally go during the summer? Swimming.
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother, but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says, “Well, all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket.” So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says, “Dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.