Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I'm SHORE you saw it Don't be SALTY
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
I went to pen island for vacation this summer, there were a lot of bones
Where did Sally go during the summer swimming
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach? Get out of my son!
A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother, but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says, “Well, all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket.” So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says, “Dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”
what is hawkins number one song the beach boys i get around
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Where did the cow go on his first date, to the moovies
Two pedophiles are on a beach
One says to the other "Move over, you're in my sun"
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Why do mermaids wear seashells? They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
a blond, a red head, and brunette, were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away, so in turn they try to swim to the island, the brunette swims 10 km then drowns, the red head swims 30 km then drowns, the blond swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
two pedo's are on the beach one pedo said hey get out of my son
