Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
A kid has an older brother thatâs a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother, but heâs fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says, âWell, all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket.â So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didnât work, and his brother says, âDumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!â
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."