Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
