Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet
Tan toes
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
Bird On the beach: seagull Bird by the bay: bagel Bird down south philly Walmart parking lot: illegal
What's yellow and can't swim? a school bus full of kids
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
what did the beach goers in north carolina say when there was a tsunami?
nothing they died
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A police officer said, "Sir, I'm going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back, but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said, "I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay? Because if the did,they'd be bay gulls.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
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What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
I told a Seal a joke it went like "Why did the kid cross the playground" he said "why?" I said "To get to the other slide" and then he said "thats the sealiest thing Ive ever heard"
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
