Bathroom Jokes

why do u have to wipe yourself with toilet paper because bugs can crawl eat your poop and drink your pee

I went to the bathroom and into a stall, to see a hole in the wall. I reminded me of 'The Lickable Wallpaper' from 'Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory'. I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky, and kinda wrinkly.

Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!

Did you know toilets while your at work they eat your toilet paper

I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind. So I called “TOLIET PAPERS ROLLING IN”

So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urnel......Later on I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because well he probably had to go but yeah he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urnel so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part

if your Canadian in the kitchen then what are you in the bathroom: European

What did buttholes say after taking a dump? Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.

There was this man and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale

So little Johnny was waking to the bath room and he said grandma said why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help

If you inter the bathroom as a american and leave the bathroom as american what are you in the bathroom? A European

My boyfriend and i were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet. All our friends were shocked when i went into the boys bathroom with him.

What do you tell your butt check when you need to use the bathroom hold it in so you want get constipated and die.

Maishah The poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with b

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