Bathroom jokes
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did.
I did who?
You did a poo.
What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
14 girls asked me to go out today!
I was in the ladies' toilets...
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.