Bathroom jokes
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.
Lete know in the comments
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did.
I did who?
You did a poo.
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
14 girls asked me to go out today!
I was in the ladies' toilets...
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.