Bathroom jokes
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did.
I did who?
You did a poo.
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
14 girls asked me to go out today!
I was in the ladies' toilets...
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
Pop in the toilet.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.