Finland jokes

Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."

Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"

Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"

Which country can swim?

Finland. Get it? Fin Land?

When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?

European.

Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!

What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

What do you call an ice skating dwarf?

A midget spinner.

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.