My sister just sits on the toilet on the iPad then I go to do something at the sink and she says Bella give me toilet paper 🧻 Then I am 😑 annoyed like super
how do you poop
why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to excape the corano virise
A man with 20 dolars walked into Dave & Busters. He went to the bathrom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the rool, and then I said; "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom. Because it was so poopy.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom.So he could querk.
pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
Diarrhea
why do u have to wipe yourself with toilet paper because bugs can crawl eat your poop and drink your pee
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Did you know toilets while your at work they eat your toilet paper
I went to the bathroom and into a stall, to see a hole in the wall. I reminded me of 'The Lickable Wallpaper' from 'Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory'. I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky, and kinda wrinkly.
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind. So I called “TOLIET PAPERS ROLLING IN”
What did buttholes say after taking a dump? Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
There was this man and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale
So little Johnny was waking to the bath room and he said grandma said why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help
One day i was texting my friend on roblox and i made her made her mad. she told me she was gonna kill me. that night she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 pm sharp. but she made sharp in all caps. so i went to the bathroom at pm the next day. now i know what she meant by SHARP on roblox...... she brought a knife and i was in hell by then. like for the next part!
What do you tell your butt check when you need to use the bathroom hold it in so you want get constipated and die.
So I was in the bathroom at school washing and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like "hey can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like sure and I was like come here and so she came over to me I was like girl look at ur self in the mirror and she started laughing so hard and she said I'm so ugly.
