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(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever bc is obscene or offensive, it’s just a bad joke) Why can’t u hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because their dead
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Your mom sings "It's the final countdown" while pooping.
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper? Hey check me out I'm on a roll! 😂😂🤭🤭
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Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom,I checked inside her ham sandwich and there was fresh drugs.
Why did the cow say moo..
Because he had to go poo
me:knock knock my sister: whos there me: i eat mop my sister: i eat mop who my mind: i eat my poo my sister getting it
when i shit in the toliet i think that if shit hard anuff I can see my asshole plug.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to? The brass room...
there was this boy he had diarrhea and he kept asking to go to the bathroom but the teacher said no next ting you know he poop his self infront of the class.
What happened to the eight year old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church? The priest stopped him on the way there
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland. what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita" , and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit and the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"
little jonny bad ass was sitting on a porch one day and a preacher was in the house little jonny bad ass had to use the bathroom so he bangs on the door saying mom i half to use the bathroomn his mom ses wait so little jonny bad ass sow a hat on the step he lookes around and pulls his pants down and shits in the hat well a few later the preacher comes out and ses i see u have my hat well little jonny bad ass ses ya i cout the wolds fasts berd the preacher ses well let me see him little jonny bad ass ses no i dont know well the preacher ses ill put my handes by the hat you lift and ill cach him well little jonny bad ass lifted the hat and the preacher clapt his handes and little jonny bad ass ses now see the bird don shit and ran.
why take a nap on the toilet because it's a rest-room
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my dog went threw my bathroom garbage and for some reason my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom? Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom
