Bathroom

Bathroom jokes

Girl

A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."

Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."

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  • Diarrhea

    Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.

    Boy

    This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”

    The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”

    So the boy said, “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”

    When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”

    The boy replied, “Half way down my leg...”

    Poo

    Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.

    Memes

    Girl

    So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

    Log

    What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?

    The Captain's Log.

    Toilet Paper

    Why do people keep saying, "Why did the toilet paper not cross?" Because it got stuck in the crack, because it got stuck in their crack.

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  • American

    You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?

    You're-a-peein'. European.

    Toilet Paper

    Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣

    Bubba

    A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden Bubba, the boy he payed to mow his lawn, comes in to take a piss. The man can't help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised at how well endowed he is, and he asks: "Bubba, what's your secret?"

    Bubba replies: "Well, every night before I get in bed with a woman I whack my dick on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"

    The man was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night, before he went to bed with his wife. So he got to bed and whacked his dick on the bedpost three times and the wife wakes up and says "Bubba, is that you?"