Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.
Someone stole my toilet, and the police have nothing to go on.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
why did the toilet paper roll down the hill
because of gravity
Pooooop
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
Your mom sings "It's the final countdown" while pooping.
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.