Bathroom jokes
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
Susie was in her mother's room one night, as her mother was getting ready for bed. She had slipped off her blouse; her boobs, plum and perky. Susie had asked what are those and will I get them? Her mother had said they were boobs and she would grow some in a few years. Her mother told Susie to find her father and say goodnight.
So Susie left, headed down the hall to the bathroom where her father was showering. Susie knocked on the door, he said come in. He had moved the shower curtain over just a bit. Susie said she loved him, and then seen her father's dick. Shocked, Susie asked her father what that was and if she would get one. Her father said it was a dick, and he said Susie would get it after her mother went to bed.
Poopies in my undies.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
Toilet paper cried across the road.
Poo.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack! 🤣😂🤣
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom.
Then fucked a slut, played some slots, took some shots, then shot a JOKER!
It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself, but he died with a smile.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."