Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
what do you call a letter using the bathroom
the P
Why did piglet go to the bathroom? To search for Poo
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
Susie was in her mother's room one night, as her mother was getting ready for bed. She had slipped off her blouse; her boobs, plum and perky. Susie had asked what are those and will I get them? Her mother had said they were boobs and she would grow some in a few years. Her mother told Susie to find her father and say goodnight.
So Susie left, headed down the hall to the bathroom where her father was showering. Susie knocked on the door, he said come in. He had moved the shower curtain over just a bit. Susie said she loved him, and then seen her father's dick. Shocked, Susie asked her father what that was and if she would get one. Her father said it was a dick, and he said Susie would get it after her mother went to bed.
Boy: can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: if you sing the abcs. Boy: abcdefghijklmnorstuvwxyz! Teacher: where’s the p? The boys answer: in my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack 🤣😂🤣
why cant you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
because tye "p"is silent
Why was goofy in the bathroom he was goofing off
what did one poop say to the other poop?whats the matter you look flushed
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo
JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom, Then fucked a slut, Played some slots, Took some shots, then shot a JOKER
It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself But he died with a smile
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
I went to the bathroom and into a stall, to see a hole in the wall. I reminded me of 'The Lickable Wallpaper' from 'Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory'. I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky, and kinda wrinkly.
How do You punish helen keller.
You leave the plunger in the toilet.
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind. So I called “TOLIET PAPERS ROLLING IN”
your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
Last time I got a piece of ass was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.
Ur American when u walk to the bathroom. what are you when ur in there
Ur-a-peen Eurapean
