A lady comes into the boys bathroom and a boy sees her. This is not a girls bathroom he says She answers I don’t care she says I NEED TO PEE!
"so I was at high school one day in the bathrooms and I'm circumcised and the kid next to me wasn't so he showed me his pp and he had a foreskin so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired..."
Did you know toilets while your at work they eat your toilet paper
What did the poop said to the toilet paper? “You’re in the roll!”
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
No more toilet paper Jokes please
why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to excape the corano virise
Toothbrush says I have the worst job ever. Toilet paper says you think your job shity.
How can toilet paper decorate your house
Shit sticks everywhere
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll
What do Cavemen Poop in? A NEANDER STALL
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland. what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom? Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom
Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did the splits and suctioned cupped herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce!" and he came running in. "Bruce, I’ve bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said. "S’truth, Sheila!" Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. "You’re stuck fast girl. I’ll go across the road and get me mate Cobber." They came back and they both tried to pull her up from the floor. "No way, we can’t do it!" Cobber said, "So let’s try Plan B" "Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce, "What’s that?" "I’ll go home and get me hammer and chisel and we’ll break the tiles under her" replied Cobber. "Spot on" Bruce said, "While you’re doing that, I’ll stay here and play with her nipples" "Play with her nipples?" Cobber said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate" "No... " Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are a lot cheaper"
It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.
Maishah The poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with b
Why do people keep saying why did the toilet paper not cross because it got stuck in the crack because it got stuck in their crack.
if your Canadian in the kitchen then what are you in the bathroom: European
why did the pikachu say pi?? he had to use the bathroom
A hot woman called "Jessie" was showering when the phone rang.. Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn't stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall.. Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》 The one on the phone: 《Oh hi i'm Jeff i just wanted to tell you don't go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you》 Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! this is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! it gets boring!》
But sadly it wasn't a joke and she cried alot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.
