🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: „Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight“
Mom👱🏻♀️: „Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?“
Dad👨🏻🦰: „Son, if you don't leave, it‘ll bang on your head!“
Her Name was Lola
She was a loner
At the Copa
Then I saw her
And i got a boner
The next morning
She couldn't remember if I banged her
I wish I was a toe bc I want to be banged all day
Wemon are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
the twin towers remind me of an emote....bing,bang,boom.
when the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot. bing,bang,boom
If you buy two condoms, but your banging a woman, its fine, dont throw it away, just make her transgender. I dunno man, worked for me.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife
When you find out the stripper your banging is a hooker but you're saving money so it's ok
y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang? slash, boom, bang, snap.
Yo hair line goes farther back than the big bang theory
yo mama so old she got nostalgia for the big bang
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the usa 2. They’re like the forth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming
what should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her😉
one day little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad "were gonna go to my room and do some homework" and his dad said ok 5 minutes later little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room so he went to go see what it was and all he heard was "baby baby oh baby baby oh" little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said "little Johnny what are you doing in there" then little Johnny said "dad were just having sex" then little Johnny's dad said " oh i thought you were listing to some Justin bibber up in here
Blm= Bang local mlfs
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :) BLM= Bang Local MLFS
Interviewer: Hey Jfk, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J? Jfk: I er ah Bang Bang
Little Johnny walked on into to his house.He heard a banging sound from up above and decied to investigate.He opened the door to his parents room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door.He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.
DH: What did Vegeta say to Bulma? A: What? DH: Can I show u my new move it's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK. :)
-Dark_Humor
