How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
I would make a joke about your sister but she banged me.
what did the pimp order at the chinese resturaunt?He ordered some cock-bang-ho
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.
diabetic wives are like cillit bang. squeeze them a bit and bang! the bed is gone
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”
So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?
And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.
This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"
"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"
Have you ever wondered how would your teachers look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25 years old english teacher. Id bang her if she were 20 years younger.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
