What do you call a Russian man with three balls? 'Whodya nikabollokov'
why cant chines people play base ball because they ate the bat
Segma says,"32!" Ligma Says,"And?" Segma says,"Anding deez balls to yur mouth."
so the coach got mad at me cause im the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum and i was just keeping the ball to myself and the coach pulled me aside and said pass to others i said why and he said theres no i in team and i said ya but theres an m e
i replaced jingle bells with jiggle balls... jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way! oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!
I kicked into someone Ball.Now i got a red Card
i have a lot of respect for trans women
that surgery takes balls!
Ever wondered my gay kids don't play basketball ? Becuz they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop
Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle it’s balls
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
Do you know how dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2 liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a fucking dumpster you regret.
What does one saggy boob Say to the other saggy boob
If we don’t get some support people Will think we are ball sacks....
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league"
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly officer I never heard her say no.
Why do midgets laugh when they run
Because the grass tickles there balls
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!!
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
why is it annoying to eat by basket ball players? because they dribble all the time.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
My balls are high just like the towers but when something impales them they begin sag
