What do you call a Russian man with three balls? 'Whodya nikabollokov'
why cant chines people play base ball because they ate the bat
so the coach got mad at me cause im the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum and i was just keeping the ball to myself and the coach pulled me aside and said pass to others i said why and he said theres no i in team and i said ya but theres an m e
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Segma says,"32!" Ligma Says,"And?" Segma says,"Anding deez balls to yur mouth."
i have a lot of respect for trans women
that surgery takes balls!
i replaced jingle bells with jiggle balls... jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way! oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!
Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle it’s balls
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A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
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My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league"
What does one saggy boob Say to the other saggy boob
If we don’t get some support people Will think we are ball sacks....
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly officer I never heard her say no.
Why do midgets laugh when they run
Because the grass tickles there balls
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. the first cannibal says "you start at the bottom I start at the top" so they both chow down. about half an hour later, the second cannibal says "i'm having a ball" then than the the first cannibal says "than you're eating too fast"
why is it annoying to eat by basket ball players? because they dribble all the time.
Why does sans say I got a bone to pick with you?
Because he needs to pick your balls
