B.A.L.L.S. jokes
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:
"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."
Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"
The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
What is a pile of balls?
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."