Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Balls Jokes
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!
