B.A.L.L.S. jokes

What's the difference between yo mama and German men?

The balls... German men don't have them.

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said, "Okay class, what's behind my back?" She said, "It's round and red," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's an apple!" And the teacher said, "No, but I like where you're going with this." So now the teacher said, "It is also used to make multiple things," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's a container of paint!" And the teacher said, "Again, no, but I like where you're going with this." And the teacher said, "It's a ball of yarn," as she pulled it out from behind her back. Then Little Johnny said, "Okay, my turn." He said, "What's in my pocket? It's round and it has a head." And the teacher said, "That's enough, Johnny, now sit down." And Little Johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said, "It's a nickel, but I like where you're going with this."

What's the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snow balls.

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

Balls in your jaws.

What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.

I like balls.

Memories: I have ligma.

Ligma what?

Ligma balls.

I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.

Then it hit me.

My mom loves balls.

But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.

Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.

Why does a dwarf laugh whilst playing football?

Because the grass tickles his balls!

A ball hit me in the vagina.

Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.

Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."

Ligma.

Balls.

I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.

Kid: I got homework.

Mom: Ok, so?

Kid: I got a F in my balls.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.