B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
What is a pile of balls?
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.