Balls jokes

Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?

They don't have a home to run to.

Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.

What should I sell my dragon for?

Dragon these balls across yo face!

"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."

"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?

The grass was tickling his balls.

The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...

And then it hit me.

What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.

Why are orphans good at dodge ball?

Because no one misses them.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.

Balls deep.

In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?

Snowballs.

Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.

A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.

Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”

Saying balls go into pussy.