B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Balls deep.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.