B.A.L.L.S. jokes
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
What is a pile of balls?
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.