B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged.
Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.
When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy? Deer balls. They're under a buck.
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Someone stole my balls :(
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Dam, my balls itch like hell.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.