Balls jokes

Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.

Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"

Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"

Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*

Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"

Lady: "Let me do that."

Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"

"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."

What is a pile of balls?

"Candice balls fit up your nose."

Ligma.

Ligma balls.

The boys joking be like:

One guy: "Balls!"

All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"

I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.

Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?

Because their balls have holes in them.

What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].

Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.

"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."

"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?

Snowballs.

Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.

A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.

Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”