Balls jokes

You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.

Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.

When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.

Memories: I have ligma.

Ligma what?

Ligma balls.

Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!

Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"

Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"

Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*

Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"

Lady: "Let me do that."

Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"

"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."

Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.

"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."

"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A dragon.

A dragon who?

The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.

Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].

Balls are balls, aka dicks.

Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?

Because their balls have holes in them.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?

Snowballs.

Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.

A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.

Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”