B.A.L.L.S. jokes
What is a pile of balls?
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.