Balls jokes
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Memes
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.
Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”