Balls jokes
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
What is a pile of balls?
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Memes
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Balls deep.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.
Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”