Balls jokes
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Memes
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Balls deep.
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.