B.A.L.L.S. jokes
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
I respect cancer more than I respect depression.
At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
damn they did them durty
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.
I put the Christmas balls in my sack.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.