Balls jokes
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
Memes
What is a pile of balls?
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Balls deep.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.