B.A.L.L.S. jokes
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:
"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."
Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"
The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
"Balls" got me like: 😂
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.