Roses are red violets are blue I have no balls neither will you 🔪🔪
I heard that my Crush got kicked in the Balls and when I thought of it...
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
My dads the oldest and when he was young he shot my grandpas balls off but I thought about it how does my dad have younger brothers
ball so hard 😂😂
I stole one's balls
So a guy is evading the draft, the cops bang on his door and he runs out the back and through and alley way onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse, she complies and the cops walk by and dont see them. The man comes back up from under the nuns blouse and says”Hey man, youve got a pair of balls!” The nun says, “I didnt wanna be drafted either....”
what did Cinderela say when she got to the ball? wow hairy
Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls
I was tickling my step brothers balls and then it hit me why is he laughing
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?..
He has no legs...
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
dear slim shady
balls
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? because he had no balls to do it
Balls in ur Jaws
