B.A.L.L.S. jokes
I was watching my boyfriend's dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When I looked down, he appeared to be dead.
My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do, so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waited for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said, "You know, your dog's been a little depressed lately..."
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
I stole one's balls.
My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?
I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
Two men are walking down the street and see a dog licking its balls. One man says, "I wish I could do that." The other one says, "You can probably just pet him."
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!