B.A.L.L.S. jokes
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Suck my balls!
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
The is the no the yes yes the no the.
Balls.
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
Ligma.
Ligma balls.