Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
Balls Jokes
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
I stole one's balls.
My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"
I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
Balls in your jaws.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
