Balls jokes

LeBron James

Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?

A: The size of balls they play with.

Dad

What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.

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  • Baseball

    At baseball practice...

    "Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"

    "No, but I got two right here."

    Dad

    My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?

    Memes

    Crush

    I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...

    Comparison

    Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!

    Ball

    What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.

    Ball

    I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?

    Trans woman

    Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?

    They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.

    Pedophile

    What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?

    They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.

    Dwarf

    Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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