B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
"Balls" got me like: 😂
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"