B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
Balls deep.
Ligma.
Balls.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.