B.A.L.L.S. jokes
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
Ligma.
Balls.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
What is a pile of balls?
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.