Balls Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.

What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.

A movie poster with the text "BALLS 2" in large red letters. Two cartoon characters are in front of the text. A woman with glasses looking shocked and a man with a police cap looking serious.

Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.

Do you know Putin?

Put in these balls in your mouth.

In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home.

Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.

Why do short people laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.

You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

Rizz

Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.

Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.

So, a guy is evading the draft. The cops bang on his door, and he runs out the back, through an alleyway onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse. She complies, and the cops walk by and don't see them. The man comes back up from under the nun's blouse and says, "Hey man, you've got a pair of balls!" The nun says, "I didn't wanna be drafted either..."

Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?

Because he’s a ball hog.

If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.

I was watching my boyfriend's dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When I looked down, he appeared to be dead.

My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do, so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waited for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said, "You know, your dog's been a little depressed lately..."