Balls Jokes

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basket ball? Juan on Juan

what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.

Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? -- Because she always ran away from the ball.

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i went to a park then i kick a ball at a kid in a wheel chair then screamed rocket league

Why Can't Orphans Play Base Ball? They Can't Find Home

Why do short people laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles there balls

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Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?

Because he’s a ball hog.

At baseball practice... Hey John did you bring the bucket of balls? No but I got two right here

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So a guy is evading the draft, the cops bang on his door and he runs out the back and through and alley way onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse, she complies and the cops walk by and dont see them. The man comes back up from under the nuns blouse and says”Hey man, youve got a pair of balls!” The nun says, “I didnt wanna be drafted either....”

I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said ,”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately...”