Why are Orphans so bad at dodge ball
Because no one misses them
Q: why do orphans love playing tennis A: bc the ball comes back
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common? They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls
What did the balls say the dick
Hay dick how's it hanging
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Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset, she said it’s to small, so that’s all, but later that day, he wanted to say, every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lieing, she started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all, everyone said, fly away big chunky balls.
Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a BALL. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you Penaldo for almost killing me!
I was walking down main street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get a my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, expeciy when your a furry."
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
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Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
Why can't orphans play base ball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes, and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run Because the grass tickles their balls
why are orphan so bad a doge ball cause no one misses them
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