B.A.L.L.S. jokes

Roses are red,

My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.

Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?

Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.

Do you get what I am trying to poke out?

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

Kenya? Ligma balls!

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?

Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.

My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!

My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Alex.

Alex who?

Lalicks your balls.

How many balls do you have on your body?

2. Your butt.

Have you heard of dideys?

Dideys balls fit in your mouth.

Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.

When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.

My friend was like, "That’s a huge sack of balls."

He didn’t realize what was about to happen.

One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.

Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.

Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he didn't have the guts to do it.

What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.