B.A.L.L.S. jokes
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
This is so bad
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
You soak balls, get it?
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.