Balls jokes
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.
About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Memes
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said, "Okay class, what's behind my back?" She said, "It's round and red," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's an apple!" And the teacher said, "No, but I like where you're going with this." So now the teacher said, "It is also used to make multiple things," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's a container of paint!" And the teacher said, "Again, no, but I like where you're going with this." And the teacher said, "It's a ball of yarn," as she pulled it out from behind her back. Then Little Johnny said, "Okay, my turn." He said, "What's in my pocket? It's round and it has a head." And the teacher said, "That's enough, Johnny, now sit down." And Little Johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said, "It's a nickel, but I like where you're going with this."
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.